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It would be ever so nice if you did (eyes fluttering with hope). Select a membership level below and you’ll be glad you did.

We can’t guarantee you’ll be glad you did, of course, it’s just a marketingish thing to say.

General (Free) Membership

You get unlimited access to free membership content.

Price: Free!

Paid Memberships
Special: Did you purchase one or more of my books or ebooks? Email me an image of the receipt and you’ll get a membership equal to the cost of your purchase.
Example: You bought the paperback Tales Told ‘Round Celestial Campfires on Amazon for $15.99 (~$16.00). Muse memberships cost $1/month. You’ll can get a Muse membership free for 16 months, a Source membership free for 5 months, a Creator membership free for 3 months or a Co-Author membership free for one month (you can upgrade if you like). Send me an image of your receipt along with your desire and we’ll make it happen. Note: The operative word is “purchase”. This offer doesn’t apply to free downloads, Prime downloads, et cetera.

Muse – $1 per month

You’re officially a Member! Thankee! You get:

  • Access to Member Only feed (includes works in progress, rough drafts, completed works, generally stuff I think is worth sharing)
  • You get to comment on my work, posts, whatever’s up here, you get to add your 2¢

 


Source – $3 per month

You’re officially a Member! Thankee! You get:

  • Access to Member Only feed (includes works in progress, rough drafts, completed works, generally stuff I think worth sharing)
  • You get to comment on my work, posts, whatever’s up here, you get to add your 2¢
  • 1 Autographed bookmark (and they are so neat! Take a look)

 


Creator – $5 per month

You’re officially a Member! Thankee! You get:

  • Access to Member Only feed (includes works in progress, rough drafts, completed works, generally stuff I think worth sharing)
  • You get to comment on my work, posts, whatever’s up here, you get to add your 2¢
  • 3 Autographed bookmarks (Take a look)

 


Co-Author – $10 per month

You’re officially a Member! Thankee! You get:

  • Access to Member Only feed (includes works in progress, rough drafts, completed works, generally stuff I think worth sharing)
  • You get to comment on my work, posts, whatever’s up here, you get to add your 2¢
  • 3 Autographed bookmarks (Take a look)
  • 1 Tales Short Story eBook – You pick from any story in Tales V1

 


Wordsmith – $25 per month

You’re officially a Member! Thankee! You get:

  • Access to Member Only feed (includes works in progress, rough drafts, completed works, generally stuff I think worth sharing)
  • You get to comment on my work, posts, whatever’s up here, you get to add your 2¢
  • 3 Autographed bookmarks (Take a look)
  • 1 Tales Short Story eBook – You pick from any story in Tales V1
  • A Member-only t-shirt (and it’s a looker!)

 


Inspiration – $50 per month

You’re officially a Member! Thankee! You get:

  • Access to Member Only feed (includes works in progress, rough drafts, completed works, generally stuff I think worth sharing)
  • You get to comment on my work, posts, whatever’s up here, you get to add your 2¢
  • 10 Autographed bookmarks (Take a look)
  • A Member-only t-shirt (and it’s a looker!)
  • 1 Personalized, Autographed copy of one (1) of my books

 


Editor – $100 per month

You’re officially a Member! Thankee! You get:

  • Access to Member Only feed (includes works in progress, rough drafts, completed works, generally stuff I think worth sharing)
  • You get to comment on my work, posts, whatever’s up here, you get to add your 2¢
  • 10 Autographed bookmarks (Take a look)
  • A Member-only t-shirt (and it’s a looker!)
  • 1 Personalized, Autographed copy of one (1) of my books
  • Personal Flash Fiction – You answer six questions, I turn it into a personalized story for you (1,000 words max)

 


Apsara – $250 per month

You’re officially a Member! Thankee! You get:

  • Access to Member Only feed (includes works in progress, rough drafts, completed works, generally stuff I think worth sharing)
  • You get to comment on my work, posts, whatever’s up here, you get to add your 2¢
  • 10 Autographed bookmarks (Take a look)
  • A Member-only t-shirt (and it’s a looker!)
  • 1 Personalized, Autographed copy of one (1) of my books
  • Personal Flash Fiction – You answer six questions, I turn it into a personalized story for you (1,000 words max)
  • Listing in the acknowledgements section of a future books

 


Vala – $500 per month

You’re officially a Member! Thankee! You get:

  • Access to Member Only feed (includes works in progress, rough drafts, completed works, generally stuff I think is worth sharing)
  • You get to comment on my work, posts, whatever’s up here, you get to add your 2¢
  • 10 Autographed bookmarks (Take a look)
  • A Member-only t-shirt (and it’s a looker!)
  • 1 Personalized, Autographed copy of one (1) of my books
  • Personal Flash Fiction – You answer six questions, I turn it into a personalized story for you (1,000 words max)
  • Listing in the acknowledgements section of a future books
  • Take part in monthly small group critiquing/creating sessions (6 people max/group, my work or your work)

 


Polyhymnia – $1,000 per month

You’re officially a Member! Thankee! You get:

  • Access to Member Only feed (includes works in progress, rough drafts, completed works, generally stuff I think is worth sharing)
  • You get to comment on my work, posts, whatever’s up here, you get to add your 2¢
  • 10 Autographed bookmarks (Take a look)
  • A Member-only t-shirt (and it’s a looker!)
  • 1 Personalized, Autographed copy of one (1) of my books
  • Personal Flash Fiction – You answer six questions, I turn it into a personalized story for you (1,000 words max)
  • Listing in the acknowledgements section of a future books
  • Take part in monthly small group critiquing/creating sessions (6 people max/group, my work or your work)
  • You or someone you know becomes a one-time character in a work in progress (think of it as a gift. “Hey, I got Joseph Carrabis, Author, to include you in a story he’s published!”)