Let this be a lesson to males who think they’re all that and more.
Behold Tom.
Tom is working it. I mean, just look at that robust malehood. It’s protruding – literally – from every place it can in Turkeydom.
A human male would be locked up for public…something or other. Nudity? Vulgarity? Obscenity?
I mean, guys…don’t you wish you had a… okay, I won’t go there.
But working it, Tom is.
Now gaze upon the…uh…lovely Jeri, pecking away at some seeds, paying no mind whatsoever to Tom who’s over here, doing his thing.
Guys, remember this the next time you’re out scouting for booty.
They don’t care what you look like. All that time in the gym, at the stylist, at the tailor, …
And ladies…don’t you think this is encouraging your bad rep? Not appreciating all that effort.
Wait a second…that’s almost role reversal.
Ha. Serves us right. And you, too.